Game knows game

No doubt when you saw the headline, and, knowing that I’m a comedy writer, your mind went to various unsavory “Little Miss Muffet” jokes you’ve heard in the past. Funny enough in their day, I’m sure. But for a joke…

One of the benefits of being a funny person is that you have ample opportunity to amuse loved ones when they are a captive audience and can’t escape because they are teenagers and you are driving them to school in…

“I’d Like to Ski Her Dual Moguls”

This was from a group chat comprised of long-time friends of mine who know my comedic style, where we have a certain comfort level and, in private, are known to embrace inappropriate—but not…

“Thanks for the errand”

I said this to my wife today when she left my folded laundry on the couch, thereby forcing me to put it away before I could sit in my usual spot. It had originally been placed…